Tuts My Barreh!

Now, if this doesn’t make you holler in laughter, nothing will! Watch the video!

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Overheard conversation between Mariah Carey wanna-be’s manager a.k.a mak hayam, slamming his singing sensation (not).

Uols, mak dah pesan dah, uols kena pegi kelas vokal. Uols dinch pedulss cakap mak. Apa mowtif? Sajork. Uols tak luper ke experience mak di sini? Mak malu uols, malu! Uols pegi kelas vokal, kalau idak uols pitching masuk laut. Mak dinch sanggup! Lagi satu mak nak uols ingat. Diction itu maha pentings, occays! Ingat tak cite mak dolu-dolu? Uols tengok balik video ni…mak horror, nyah…horror! Dey ouls gelaks kat uols occay. Mak maluuuuuu!

(Translation Ah Beng style) :

Oi, I tol lu oledi. Lu go tek dat sing-sing class lor. Lu never lissen one. I fedup oledi. Lu don’t lemember ah? I sulah embeless lor itu kicik-kicik. Lu tek itu sing-sing class now! Lu sing pepel jump fas-fas to de sea. I kenot tahan! Summore, lu mas lemember..dicksyen impotent hokay. I knowlah, I stoly u befor. Lu see back de video. Laik hantu only. Dey all laf at lu lah. I maluuu!

 

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